Goodr You'll Never Get This Recipe :OG Running Sunglasses

CHRISTMAS 2022

Ah, the season of giving is upon us!!! And the best part about giving presents to others is knowing that now they're obligated to give a present to you that's just as good if not better. If they don't, you'll take your revenge, and they'll live to regret it.

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• Mirrored Reflective Lenses
• For Regular Heads
• Best for Road, Trail, or sleigh rides
• Made for Running
• Great for Beasting, Biking

YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS RECIPE

We dug up Carl the Flamingo's Grandma's grave to steal her "Special Gingerbread Recipe."

What? Carl wouldn't share it, or even say what it's for. Anyway, great news. THE RECIPE WAS IN HER POCKET!!!

But bad news, the recipe was for "Cranberry Sauce Gingerbread Shrimpballs." It sounded so gross we barfed all over the Pet Cemetery.

But it wasn't a total loss. On the back, there was ANOTHER gingerbread recipe, for something that sounded SO. FLOCKING. AMAZING.

We made it. And we'll share it with you. But if you ask us how to make it yourself, sorry...

You'll Never Get This Recipe (Note: Do not eat gingerbread sunnies unless you hate your teeth & intestines.)

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1 NO SLIP

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL ORIGINALS

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)