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Oh you thought the tortoise was slow? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy's lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise's shell, flip it on it's back and send it down a hill, well, they as FAST AS SHELL. *As you will be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! You're move Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
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Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
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Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.
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A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
