Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.
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- Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- For Tall & Wide Heads
- Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
- Made for Running
- Great for Beasting, Biking
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BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNER SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating.
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2 NO BOUNCE
Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while you crush that WOD.
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3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
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4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
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5 ALL MELON HEAD
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