Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! :OG Running Sunglasses
Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! :OG Running Sunglasses
Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! :OG Running Sunglasses
Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! :OG Running Sunglasses
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Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! :OG Running Sunglasses

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DESCRIPTION
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)
  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Running Laps Around Mortals
  • Made for Running 
 
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
Frames tech
1 NO SLIP

goodr uses a special grip coating to construct its frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

goodr's frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.

Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)

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